The Hills. Heidi. Failure. Oh My.

I realize this has nothing to do with porn. But I just couldn't resist. I rarely comment on the various failures that popular culture affords, but this time I cannot deny my Savior. Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing about some bullshit. What were you thinking Heidi? Why, oh why? Please, be a fence around my eyes...but mainly my ears. I recommend you stay in your realm of the vapid and ridiculous, because the world of substantive, musical genius is not for you...ever. But who am I to rag on someone's dream? I give you an A for effort. A for asinine. Peace! Don't forget to bust one.

Oh, Chelsea Lately, how I love thee.