Sock/Foot Fetish: Time to Pay It Forward

It's a start, I gather.

I've never been a big sock fan, and i'm even less of a foot fan. But i've seen my fair share of videos which feature foot and sock love. Depending on the type of socks (ankle socks are some of my favorites), and the aesthetic measure of the feet in question, I will either passively view the performer's feet, or take an active interest. I have yet to purchase or view a video due to its exclusive foot play or use of socks. This is not to say i can't appreciate other fetish forms which involve clothing or specific appendages of the male anatomy; i just typically don't get riled up when a guy wiggles his toes, or puts on/takes off his socks. Of course, I know a few people personally that do. I'm intrigued, to say the least.

Would you compare a rim job to sucking on toes, or licking the arch of someone's foot? Feet seem to be something you either love or hate. I can imagine slightly caressing someone's toes, or gently tickling the bottom of one's feet to be a very erotic experience. We should declare a day in January, National Foot Day. January could use some love - and maybe our feet do too?

Captain Zest, we will trust you as our leader

I seem to be deviating from the topic at hand. For that I apologize, but if you know me - or if you desire to know me - I have a thing for the ridiculous, the zesty, and the utter-fucking outrageous. It kind of completes me. David Archuleta, you need to fire your video concept director. They are seriously causing me to question your ability to not be corny. Oy Vey.

P.S. The flower shop clerk deserves an effin' Oscar. Her "let's pretend this zesty boy isn't singing" skills are impressive. She could be Gabrielle to Rhianna's Xena: in it to win it.

The Hills. Heidi. Failure. Oh My.

I realize this has nothing to do with porn. But I just couldn't resist. I rarely comment on the various failures that popular culture affords, but this time I cannot deny my Savior. Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing about some bullshit. What were you thinking Heidi? Why, oh why? Please, be a fence around my eyes...but mainly my ears. I recommend you stay in your realm of the vapid and ridiculous, because the world of substantive, musical genius is not for you...ever. But who am I to rag on someone's dream? I give you an A for effort. A for asinine. Peace! Don't forget to bust one.

Oh, Chelsea Lately, how I love thee.

May the kink be with you.

I stumbled upon this nice little gem produced by the notorious Michael Lucas, of Lucas Entertainment. Fetish. Kink. Raunch. Sick. Disturbing. It's known by many names, though it wholly depends on who you talk to as to the name they might use. Reminiscent of 2 girls, 1 cup (a clip I refused to see; I don't do well with vomit), it depicts the use of bodily waste as a means of reaching sexual gratification. 2 girls, 1 cup and Bathtub Girl may have been your first exposure to these acts (shitting and vomiting), or even R. Kelly's "Piss on me" documentary a.k.a sex tape...and to take it even further, the subsequent release of Dave Chapelle's music video, "Piss on You."



So basically, popular culture has been exposed to this level of kink before. Whether you have experienced the full brunt of it, or casually joked about pissing on someone (or farting on someone), you've engaged this topic on some level. I've certainly had my experiences. I was tricked into seeing the Bathtub Girl by a friend. The image was burned into my brain. Though, I was curious: what possibly could be erotic about shit or piss? Ha, but then I thought, that's like a straight man or woman wondering what's hot about fucking with another man or woman, respectively. In the end, no matter what your desires might be, I'd say there's a video for them. Whether you're into enemas, watersports, underwear, scat, S/M, or latex, you now have permission to bust one.

Video Description/Scene Description ( I suggest reading the scene descriptions)
http://store.lucasentertainment.com/movie.asp?MerchandiseID=347

Film Feedback
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/2008/09/lucass_farts_no_comment.html

I guess I'm not the only one...

Note to self: learn not to rifle through your sister's dresser drawers.

Because that's where the secrets lurk.

That is all.

Our Whoppers.

"What the fuck you mean, you ain't got no whoppers?" Color me through. People fail to realize the passion that food can instill in the anorexic and obese alike. If I want a fucking whopper, give me a damn whopper! I'm sure we can all relate.

Speaking of ridiculous surprises, I know I was upset/shocked when I saw the infamous Castro a.k.a Supreme (his man love alias) take wing-wang for the first time.
I suspect it was a combination of only seeing him in straight porn (yes, I have a variety of tastes) and then to find that not only did he do gay porn as well, but that he was versatile. In a way, I find this initial surprise I experienced a bit troubling. While doing straight porn, Castro is painted as what I would consider the fruition of the ethnic male fantasy: muscular, hyper-sexual (having starred in numerous scenes, always appearing to be ready for more), and bearer of an extremely large penis (extremely large penis, I had to reiterate that one). All of this is taken into contrast when Castro (but in this case, Supreme) is a bottom. A very vocal bottom at that, who, dare I say - runs away from the dick. It was jarring. When I consider this dilemna, I immediately think of how rigid the line between normal and abnormal gender performances, and consequently sexual acts, can be categorized and, I guess in this situation, can even be associated with certain "larger than life" figures. In the end, Castro/Supreme is a figure in an industry that pays you to enact sexual fantasies to ultimately get a "rise" out of the audience. It's funny how gender and sexuality play out on that sultry, sex filled screen; but I find it even funnier how we have internalized these ideas that have been put forth both subliminally and explicitly in a variety of outlets. In any case, if anyone is looking for a whopper, rest assured - Castro has plenty!

This is just an example of why the world of pornography is worthy of analysis. Currently, the Porn Industry is one of the highest grossing industries not only in the United States, but in the World. Why is that? I have my ideas:-) Don't forget to bust one!

For those wondering what a bottom is, wait no longer!

Bottom (n):
1) Someone who prefers to take a more submissive role in sexual situations. This definition pertains to the B/D/S/M (Bondage and Domination, Domination and Submission, Sado-Masochism) scene.

2) A homosexual male who either a) enjoys receiving anal penetration or b) is actively involved in being anally penetrated.

Definition taken from Urban Dictionary.com

Gusty as a m*&^%$#$@@#*r

It's days like these where I'm grateful I don't live in Kansas.

Or that I don't do acid or any other hallucinogenic.

Hm.

Yeah, that might not be the best combination. I'm grateful. Yessiree.
I think the Wizard of Oz has scarred me for life. Well, specifically, the prospect of a house falling on me..and someone jacking my new kicks. My momma bought me those kicks.

Question: What happened to Chumbawamba and Natalie Imbruglia?

Answer: the 90's happened. But it's ok. They're still very much alive in my Zune Player. Eat it ITunes.