The Inner-Sanctum

I'm talking candid, no holds-barred, baby! Yes, I enjoy porn. And I'm ok with that. But I also enjoy a number of other things: long walks on the beach, scathing humor, and penis - oh yes - lots and lots of penis. If you like penis, I'm sure it likes you! Don't be a stranger, ya hear?!

Embrace.

Embrace.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Gusty as a m*&^%$#$@@#*r

It's days like these where I'm grateful I don't live in Kansas.
Or that I don't do acid or any other hallucinogenic.
Hm.
Yeah, that might not be the best combination. I'm grateful. Yessiree.
I think the Wizard of Oz has scarred me for life. Well, specifically, the prospect of a house falling on me..and someone jacking my new kicks. My momma bought me those kicks.

Question: What happened to Chumbawamba and Natalie Imbruglia?
Answer: the 90's happened. But it's ok. They're still very much alive in my Zune Player. Eat it ITunes.
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