It might disgust you. It might arouse you. All I know is, I'm along for the ride.
The Inner-Sanctum
I'm talking candid, no holds-barred, baby! Yes, I enjoy porn. And I'm ok with that. But I also enjoy a number of other things: long walks on the beach, scathing humor, and penis - oh yes - lots and lots of penis. If you like penis, I'm sure it likes you! Don't be a stranger, ya hear?!
Embrace.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
I guess I'm not the only one...
Note to self: learn not to rifle through your sister's dresser drawers.
This reminds me of the time I found a porn DVD that my grandpa had in his office. It was really sad, though, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to use a DVD player. I watched it and threw it away. No one else would have known what to do, nor would they have dealt with it very well. If only I knew how to teach him how to use porn.
I'm young, with a bit of experience. I'm still sorting it all out. But I'll get it eventually. I'm an aspiring writer, comedian, and important person who loves his 'free time.' God Save the Queen. Fin.
This reminds me of the time I found a porn DVD that my grandpa had in his office. It was really sad, though, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to use a DVD player. I watched it and threw it away. No one else would have known what to do, nor would they have dealt with it very well. If only I knew how to teach him how to use porn.
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